A wedding, a wedding! Banns have been declared!”
Olla Podrida dialed in a tight zoom with her right eye to track Louie LeStrada’s dance down her worn metalloceramic street, deep within the Nikko Quarter. Billowing laundry clipped to aging fiberoptic trunks obscured her sight lines, but Olla could tell Louie wasn’t wearing his Messenger Guild jacket. He did this one for his own pleasure. It must be a joining of great families.
She yelled down toward Louie, “Who’s got the luck?”
He stopped and spun to look up toward her, flapping in and out of eyeshot between threadbare sheets and patched shirts. Louie’s ragged piebald hair whirled behind his head like a badly twirled dust mop, catching the formless light of the upward sky.
“Olla! Goodness.” Louie dodged about to see past the laundry. Olla stepped back slightly, lowering her target profile.
“Two nieuthalers for your trouble,” Olla called. She fished into her blouse and tossed two coins out the window. The plastic triangles ricocheted off the fiberoptic junction immediately below the sill, bouncing across a set of sheets before sliding down one leg of an old pair of workpants to rattle in the street in front of Louie. He tripped over himself picking them up, then sketched a scarecrow bow, folding at the waist as only a Meat man could.
“It’s Hoi Polloi, by Crew!” Louie called up to her. He performed an adequate pirouette. “Hoi Polloi is set to marry Knucklebone, Judge Barefoot’s youngest son. The banns were declared today in the Cathedral of Notions. Finally, a union of Clockwork and Meat! New times are coming in the city of Wos! Best of all, the Judge has called a prenuptial feast in the Circuit Market for tomorrow evening.”
Clockwork and Meat, united in public. Olla foresaw disaster. Below her, Louie danced down the street, vanishing among flapping laundry. Olla tracked him the way she would track any kill, until the echo of his voice faded, long away from her line of fire.
Olla faced the crumbling plaster wall, seeing data analyses and tactical models instead of cracks and stains. Her cobalt optics filmed with rear projections against their back-coated lenses.
She represented Implementation in Wos, the long arm of Crew, charged to guard against insurrection, systems sabotage, hull breaches and like catastrophes. Hoi Polloi wasn’t one of her concerns, but the girl was Clockwork, just like Olla, a cultured assemblage of fiberoptics and servos and biomech in close emulation of Meat. Olla saw the girl frequently about town, running errands for her family’s circuit tuning shop and chatting up the boys. Hoi’s family was rising in power and importance, but even with the girl’s shield of wealth, Olla knew how hard it was be Clockwork in a Meat world. Hoi Polloi reminded Olla of her youthful days, before she joined Implementation and experienced their Weapon programming.
Knucklebone on the other hand was pure Meat, from a long line of Meat, son of Judge Barefoot who was very successful, very important Meat. Was the Judge trying to unite traditional adversaries? For both cultural and command-and-control reasons, Crew would not appreciate such a public alliance of Meat and Clockwork –- ongoing tension provided a valuable check valve for cultural pressures that built within the constraints of Wos. Unlike her, Crew had the power to loose and to bind. Unfortunately Olla was Implementation’s asset in place, accountable to Crew for the caprice of outcome.
She cued a message, packetized it in her onboard systems and dropped it into the ambient dataflow. Crew would do what Crew would, when they deigned to notice. Which took ever longer as the years went by.
Olla began to worry about the upcoming feast. She polished Deruncinator, her Gun, and considered Meat’s dominance in Wos. Her heart ticked like thunder in the upward sky.
“Have you coordinated our time signatures?” Deruncinator’s voice whined in her inner ear, inaudible to any foolish enough to stand near Olla Podrida dressed in Implementation impact leathers. The Gun clung to her left hand, a complex metal glove quivering with sight-numbing topography.
Olla did not often work in uniform. It tended to worry the citizenry, who preferred to think of her as a pretty Clockwork girl of uncertain means and large muscles. She even more rarely worked with a Gun. Deruncinator had a reasonable personality for a Gun, but it had the single mindedness common to special purpose Weapons. Olla far preferred multi-role tactical Weapons like herself. Quirky changes overcame a personality that spent too long in offline storage.
“Yes,” Olla hissed deep in her throat. “We’re calibrated to each other and back to the dataflow.”
“I’m not getting a time base with your optical feed.”
“Use your own damned clock and shut up.” She was nervous enough without the gun’s edginess.
The crowd, standing back a few meters from Olla, awaited entrance to the Circuit Market. Temporary gates fronted with a line of bailiffs blocked the way. Everyone grinned at the mixed odors of roasting meat and high-grade lubricants. Olla stood alone among the crowd, Deruncinator tight along her hand like an armored glove. Storming a betrothal feast brandishing a fully deployed Gun seemed excessive.
“Why are we here?” asked Deruncinator. “I can’t detect any higher stage threat conditions.”
Olla couldn’t yet convince herself of her motives, let alone the Gun, but she had to say something. “This is a wedding that will unite two great families and advance the community. Retrograde elements may be malcontent.”
“You don’t deploy a Gun to break up a family spat. This is about Clockwork and Meat, isn’t it?”
“Shut up or I’ll power you down,” said Olla, listening as the tick of her Clockwork heart seemed to grow even louder.
“Ma’am.” A bailiff stood back a respectful two meters. “Judge Barefoot requires a moment of your time.”
Olla turned from her contemplation of the closed off Circuit Market and the crowd around her. “Now?”
The bailiff nodded, then turned to walk away. The crowd parted before him, then scrambled to avoid Olla.
Deruncinator’s voice buzzed in her ear. “Rapidly escalating threat condition.”
“He’s the Judge, by Crew,” Olla hissed. “We’ve both got official status. Spin it down, Gun.”
The bailiff slapped a keypad on the side of Judge Barefoot’s armored grav limo. Olla knew it was one of only three grav vehicles in Wos. The hatch slid up into the hull with a stuttering hiss. The bailiff, eyes averted, stood aside. Olla stepped into the limo.
The interior was dark, lit by blue and yellow LEDs. Small flatscreens showed the streets of Wos, the upward sky, the sideways sky, the great hatches around the limits of the city. Everything stank of sweat and alcohol, edged with traces of decay. Judge Barefoot sat with his back to Olla, in a contoured command chair. The chair creaked as he spun to face her.
The Judge’s three hundred kilos were tastefully clothed in tailored transparent polyurethane, reflecting scattered blue and yellow highlights. He displayed his Meat body to the world as a badge of power and pride in a place where almost no one could eat enough to grow fat.
The Judge’s lips, thick and slack like blood sausages, had been tattooed emerald green. They looked black inside the dim limo as his words spilled out between them. “I see you are present in your official capacity today.”
A slow smile spread like an infection across the Judge’s great face. “Good. I trust our working relationship will remain consistent.”
“You are City Magistrate, sir.”
He leaned forward, his command couch creaking with the shifting stress. “That’s right, tiktok. I am. You aren’t. Look all you want tonight, but don’t do anything. There are matters of economic realignment afoot. You may be assured such matters present no concern to Implementation or Crew.”
Economics, politics, family law, these were within the charter of Wos and the Judge’s commission, and thoroughly out of Olla’s hands. By meeting him now, Olla formally acknowledged the Judge’s authority to do things his way, the legal way. She hoped it was the right way, at least for Hoi Polloi.
Somewhere below her stream of consciousness Deruncinator grumbled quiet distrust and acute paranoia.
Walking in with the rushing crowd, Olla saw the Circuit Market had been transformed. For once, Judge Barefoot was uncharacteristically generous spending his nieuthalers, and had driven his bailiffs hard. Olla Podrida credited him for doing the thing well.
Under the dim evening lights of the upward sky, braziers and arc lamps lit the Circuit Market. The usual booths had been collapsed and stored to block the mouths of the alleys surrounding the market, clearing an open space and blocking unwanted entrances in one measure. The network of power cables that normally ran helter skelter across the worn ceramic tiles were coiled back to their junction boxes. Somehow Barefoot’s servants had even gotten Sol Beltran’s multi-ton capacitor stack moved to the aftward side of the Circuit Market. The slippery tiles reeked of solvent and soapy water.
Rows of tables filled the open space. Every other row was loaded with hanks of meat-pig and generous slabs of poultry. Bowls of sweet mash and root stew stood between the platters. The alternating rows of tables supported vats of high-grade lubricant, along with snifters of exotic fuel, colored by class and toxicity. Waved along by the bailiffs, the mixed crowd of Meat and Clockwork rushed the tables, driven into a frenzy by the sight and scent of food better than most had in any given month of their lives.
Olla strolled as the crowd flowing around her. Wrapped around her left hand, Deruncinator clicked and twitched, nervous for a more aggressive format among the shoving people. Bailiffs either nodded gravely at her or pretended she was not there.
Olla thought it odd how locals everywhere resented the rumored powers of Implementation. Her responsibilities to the Crew did not conflict with the authority of the Judge. With a smile for the bailiffs, Olla worked her way through the crowd. She passed behind the public tables, approaching the Judge’s dais on the porch of the Electro Guild Hall.
Maybe things would go well, she thought.
Judge Barefoot sat in magisterial splendor at the center of his dais. To his left were two of his wives, clad like him in transparent polyurethane to display the bulk of their Meatish wealth. The Dean of the Electro Guild sat between the Judge’s wives, looking somewhat distressed in his insulated Guild robes. The Judge’s son Knucklebone sat beyond, in the more ordinary linen robes of a city franchisee. Knucklebone still had the pleasing proportions of a fit young man, but a frame of sufficient size to fulfill the weighty promise of his progenitor.
Olla scanned to the Judge’s right, looking for the Clockwork people of Hoi Polloi’s family. The girl was there, but instead of family by her side, Hoi Polloi was seated between two bailiffs. Olla could not imagine a bride-to-be attending her betrothal feast without her family. What was the Judge up to?
The bailiffs that flanked Hoi Polloi wore formal stiff board collars and wooden chest plates. They sat with their heads bowed, as if in prayer. Like all of Judge Barefoot’s bailiffs, they were Meat, but their heads were newly shaved and tattooed across the crown with the escapement gear that was the common heraldry of Clockwork families. Olla saw blood spotting the fresh tattoos.
“Has he enslaved bailiffs to a Clockwork?” A tone of horrified fascination replaced Deruncinator’s usual whine.
“That’s what the tattoos are supposed to mean. Clockwork property.” Olla looked at Hoi Polloi for a reaction, a clue. The Clockwork girl wore a sickened smile, like someone trapped into reasoning with an armed madman. “But look at Hoi. The expression on her face, I’d think she has been enslaved to them.”
Olla dialed in a tight zoom with her right eye, studying Hoi Polloi’s face for signs of mechanical or chemical coercion. Her left eye scanned the dais and the crowd, looking for trouble. She downlinked her scan data to Deruncinator’s shared bandwidth, the better to profit from the Gun’s inbred paranoia.
Hoi was nervous, which was logical enough. Apparent optical function was even. Skin temperature and ambient voltage were peaking, characteristic of Clockwork stress response.
Olla scanned the bailiffs next to Hoi Polloi. As she swept by the tattooed head of the bailiff to the girl’s left, Olla felt a nagging sensation of wrongness. She studied the tattoo more carefully. The ink glistened slightly, small islands of blood pooling on and around it.
Deruncinator buzzed in her inner ear, “Those tattoos are fakes.”
Heat. The skin was not inflamed. The tattoos had been painted on, crafted to look like recent needle work.
“What in the name of Crew is the Judge up to?”
The Gun clicked through a series of abstracted sounds. “I cannot calculate a tactical benefit to these actions. He has no need to infiltrate his own forces.”
“Not tactics. Strategy. The Judge plays at political theater in his search for economic realignment.”
“I understand Hoi’s family has risen to wealth.”
Olla stroked the Gun’s warm metal skin with her other hand. “That is what the Judge seeks to make a point about.”
Olla reset her eyes and worked her way through the crowd closer to the dais. She watched Hoi cast a desperate glance at Knucklebone across the table. The Meat boy matched Hoi’s gaze. Olla could see that the relationship, whatever else it might be, was real to the two principals. The Clockwork girl certainly did not deserve whatever Judge Barefoot planned.
Olla remembered her own early years. Clockwork and Meat often experimented in the blush of youth. There was no risk of reproduction, and few infections could be passed. Everyday needs and living habits were so different that these throwaway relationships rarely lasted. They were never formalized. Olla remembered lectures on rule, law and custom forbidding such unions. She had thought that perhaps the Judge was building a strategy of alliance between the two folk, against established precedent. That might have been a danger to Crew. It was now obvious that he had another purpose.
She worked her way to the front of the common tables, just below the dais near Knucklebone’s seat. One of his mothers simpered toward Olla, shifting her great breasts within their transparent wrappers. Olla stared up at Judge Barefoot, who favored her with a brief wink and an indulgent smile of his pulpy green lips. He pushed back his great chair and stood.
As heavy as he was, Judge Barefoot towered to two and half meters of height. In the bright lights of the Circuit Market, Olla could see his feet were swollen like misrisen loaves of bread, while his face sagged as if it meant to flee his skull. The Judge’s sheer physical size projected more force and power than any normal person could hope to.
“People of Wos.” The Judge’s voice echoed through the Circuit Market in a slow rumbling rush. “I have called this feast tonight to recognize the banns of marriage published between my son Knucklebone, a Meat man, and Hoi Polloi, a Clockwork girl of our great city.”
The tables of common folk erupted into cheering. Calls of “Barefoot, Barefoot, Barefoot!” chased themselves through the crowd.
The gnat voice of Deruncinator whispered in Olla’s ear. “He’s lying.”
“We know that, from the fake tattoos.”
“Now we have proof.” The Gun twisted around her left hand. “At this range I can scan excellent biometrics.”
“Why, though? What does he hope to do?”
The Gun was quiet. Olla listened to the speeding clatter of her own heart for a moment, louder than ever, wondering who might be scanning her biometrics.
Judge Barefoot waited out the cheering and clapping crowd. After a time, he raised his hands for silence.
“As you know, I wish the best for my son. I wish the best for all the people of Wos, Meat, Clockwork and Virtual. But ancient rule, law and custom bind us all.”
He smiled, his good cheer transformed to the sorrow of a predator for its prey. “I have neither power to loose nor to bind, save what Crew has granted me in the Charter of Wos and in my judicial commission.” Olla watched in fascination as the Judge’s smile broadened into a grimace.
“My son and his beloved have the best wishes of a father, a friend, and a fellow citizen of Wos. As Judge, however…” Barefoot’s voice dropped in artful sorrow as he bowed his head. The crowd began to grumble, caught somewhere between elation and confusion.
Deruncinator chirped in Olla’s ear, a tactical warning. She glanced around. Bailiffs and a number of street toughs, all Meat, filtered into the back of the Circuit Market from the one open gate. They took positions behind the crowd, out of the sightlines of everyone but those on the dais, and Olla herself as she looked past the crowd. She glanced back up to see the Dean of the Electro Guild gape in panic. Judge Barefoot raised his head and spoke again in a rolling voice.
“Love is well and fine, and youth has many trials, straying into error that must be corrected. The rules of Crew, the laws of Wos, and the customs of our race tell us their young love is just such an error.” The Judge pounded one massive fist into the other giant palm. “Today, we will affirm rule, law and custom. All will obey!”
Both fists pumped the air. The Meat men in the crowd cheered, while the Clockwork milled around, worried. A few noticed the blocked exit from the Circuit Market and began to push away from the tables. Olla smelled panic, the sharp sweat of a building mob.
“Estimate riot conditions in forty seconds,” Deruncinator said in Olla’s ear.
“He’s handling matters alright,” she muttered. “He’s pushing them to riot against Clockwork. That he’s going to wipe out the effort a generation of Clockwork, feed their fortunes to Meat. And destroy Hoi Polloi.”
The Gun whined in protest. “This is a civil affair, the Judge’s prerogative. I strongly recommend an immediate withdrawal for both of us. This is outside our mission parameters.”
Olla was not going to let the Judge use up the Clockwork girl. She grinned up at him, absorbed in building his mob. “Not if I determine that he’s going to start an insurrection.”
Deruncinator sounded worried. “Precipitate action now may be an irrevocable violation that we would regret.”
“We would regret doing nothing even more. I’ll show him economic realignment, by Crew.” Olla shouted, “Gun, deploy.”
As she vaulted onto the dais, Deruncinator extended from her left hand, ramified and unfolded itself, encasing her forearm in webbed metal mesh while sprouting blades, antennae and multiple barrels. Olla Podrida felt the Gun’s personality merge into her own, sliding in at a layer just below consciousness, Weapons-level encoding interfacing directly. Even without line of sight surveillance she became aware of detailed threat analysis and targeting data on every individual within a twenty-meter radius of her, with probability matrices assessing more distant potential opponents.
Olla shook off the tactical flood. She needed logic and persuasion now, to prevent the ruin of a girl and the likely massacre of hundreds. The Gun prepared her for war, not treaty.
“I challenge,” Olla boomed, amplifying her voice to match Judge Barefoot’s massive natural volume. Around her, the riot slowed, the riot condition counter pausing then slightly reversing. The Gun made her aware that the bailiffs behind the crowd pulled back. “I challenge,” she continued, “your right of judgment.”
Judge Barefoot laughed for the crowd, a noise like falling boards, while his eyes narrowed at her. “I am the Judge here. You have no right of challenge in the lawful affairs of Wos.”
“I am of Implementation, and Implementation is of Crew. I claim right of challenge.” Invoking Crew was serious business, all the more so when she was breaking the rules.
The Judge glanced around the Circuit Market, giving a brief nod to his bailiffs. “I do not recognize your right of challenge, but will extend you the professional courtesy of a provisional hearing.”
“Now what?” asked Deruncinator as he rose into her consciousness. “The Judge gives way, because he knows he can best you in open argument. Crew has not responded. You have postponed the riot. What basis of challenge do you propose? Or are we deeper in trouble?”
Gun conscience discharged, Deruncinator fell away again to the tactical minutiae of survival.
The clicking of her heart echoed in Olla’s ears. A thousand feasters, Meat and Clockwork, stared at her. Half a hundred thugs, bailiffs and street toughs, stared at the Judge. She heard Hoi Polloi crying, a soft sniffle that carried on the wind. She had no idea what to say, how to save the life and fortunes of Hoi, and many more Clockwork besides. The moment began to slip away as the Judge smiled in contempt.
“Here is my challenge!” Olla shouted. As her words echoed around the Circuit Market, she dropped her amplification. The back of the crowd pushed forward. Olla reached over the table on the dais, grabbed Knucklebone by the arm, and dragged him toward her. Knucklebone scrambled across the table to keep from pushing it over and came to Olla’s side as his mothers screamed.
Olla drew a breath. There had to be a way out, to save the girl, save the city, even save the Judge from himself. “If Meat cannot marry Clockwork, and Clockwork cannot marry Meat, then let us close the gap. Your complaint against the lovers will be null, and your judgment without grounds.”
“And how do you propose to close the gap?” sneered Judge Barefoot as his son struggled within Olla’s grip.
Olla raised her left hand, wrapped within the fully deployed Deruncinator. She reversed the tactical integration process, downloading her consciousness from her Clockwork body into the Gun, carrying her sudden plan with her. They boosted their collective time signature. Deruncinator collapsed into an angry forest of knives and hooks. The Gun swung around, dragging her arm with it, and stabbed into the chest of Olla’s newly vacant body.
Lubricant and fuel sprayed across Knucklebone and the Judge. The Judge’s sneer collapsed into horror as he wiped the mixture from his face. Olla used her hooks to pull the ticking heart from her own dying Clockwork chest. Grippers spidered her shared Gun chassis toward Knucklebone, who stared in shock as her right hand dropped away from him. Together, she and the Gun dragged the dead weight of her left arm along until Deruncinator’s gripping mesh released it.
Behind them, Olla’s abandoned leather clad body slammed into the dais. Working from within the chassis of the Gun, Olla tore open Knucklebone’s robes and sliced into his chest. Tractor arms morphed to spread the ribs as Deruncinator continued to pull medical programs from the dataflow. The Gun handed off process chunks in realtime as Olla’s perceptions sped to her newly adopted hardware.
Knucklebone’s mouth opened to scream, so slowly Olla could see the stretching ropes of saliva that clung to his spreading lips. Metal fingers twisted to surround Knucklebone’s Meat heart, slitting the pericardium, slicing and pinching the pulmonary artery, the ascending aorta, and various veins as they moved. Another extensor brought the dripping Clockwork heart into the expanding chest cavity. The saliva ropes broke as Knucklebone’s mouth spread into a full-throated scream. A rumbling heralded the beginning of a shout from the Judge.
Following Deruncinator’s hurried process chunks of medical instruction, Olla continued the heart transplant. It was the work of objective seconds to pull the beating Meat heart from Knucklebone’s chest and insert the Clockwork heart. Their shared metal chassis extruded filters that would clean the blood entering and leaving the ticking heart, bonded those filters with aorta and the vena cava, settled the heart into the serious pericardium, then the fibrous pericardium, and finally retreated. Microbursts from targeting lasers sealed just-opened wounds, teflon threads reattached severed tendons and muscles in the rib cage.
Before Knucklebone’s body hit the dais next to Olla’s, she and Deruncinator had finished the transplant. They injected stimulants and anti-rejectants into Knucklebone. The boy’s pulse restarted as he fainted, breathing still strong.
The Gun clutched the twitching Meat heart as their shared chassis dropped at the feet of the Judge. Olla used the ambient dataflow to pirate the audio feeds on every speaker within earshot of the Circuit Market. Her synthesized voice boomed across the shocked silence in the Market.
“My challenge is done, Judge Barefoot. The lovers both have Clockwork hearts now, and may marry under rule, law and custom. You of Meat have a Clockwork son. Your complaint is null and your judgment without grounds.”
The dataflow showed them the crowd as it fled the Circuit Market, pushing past the dumbfounded bailiffs. The street toughs dropped their weapons and merged with the crowd. Clockwork and Meat ran together, mob animosity collapsed into the horror of their shared tale. Judge Barefoot stood above them, thick green lips gaping apart with no words to slip between them.
The tattooed bailiffs stepped over their shared Gun chassis, carrying Knucklebone at Hoi Polloi’s direction as the girl grasped her lover’s hand. She looked down at the bloodied Gun, the looked away, shuddering.
Deruncinator showed Olla how to collapse the chassis of the Gun, rolling into a metal ball with an ungrippably smooth surface. Olla kept Knucklebone’s Meat heart clasped close inside them as they increased their mass through a Higgs transformation until the dais cracked beneath their weight.
“We interfered with the affairs of the city.”
“We did the right thing.” Sharing the same processors, the same memory space, Deruncinator’s reply was in a voice far more rich and full than his usual whine. Olla realized this was how the Gun heard itself.
Olla wondered how she sounded to the Gun. “Crew will be angry.”
The Gun sounded soothing. “Crew may never come. It has been a long time since they were last here.”
Olla smiled in her mind. “At least they can bicker in peace.”
She wasn’t sure which of them asked the last. Together, Olla and Deruncinator clutched the still-warm meat heart within their metal core.